Bottom's Gonna Be on Top

Well

If you want to make it to the top

Then you're gonna have to go through me

'Cause on the top is where I live

And I will not be giving up that easily

So there!

Oh man, I have been waiting for this moment for so long

I'm gonna enjoy it when I knock you off your perch

Oh, no you won't

Oh, yes, I will

Oh, no, you won't

Oh, yes, I will

Oh, no, you won't

Oh, yes, I will

Oh, no, you won't

My accomplishments are much more accomplished than yours

In your dreams

I am the best

You can't be the best because I am the best

I have written 12 plays and each one is a testament to my great skill

I am the Will

And I wrote Taming of the Shrew and

Richard III and Richard II and Henry's IV, V, VI

And Titus Andronicus

And, oh, did I forget Romeo and Juliet?

Well, I have just written the thing that the

Critics are calling the greatest thing they've ever seen

The people are lovin' it

Can't get enough of it

Everyone, even including the Queen

She recently invited me to her castle where she knighted me

And privately she told me that you're not any

Good, not any good, not any good, not any good

And she told me that all of your plays make her vomit

And none of them's as good as my musical Omelette

Wait a minute

You wrote Omelette?

Yes

I never thought that I would meet my equal

But I concede I have been bested by the best

Maybe we could partner on a sequel

Oh my, how the tide has turned

Let's review

What have we learned?

See, you were here

But now we've swapped

So kiss this bottom

I'm on the top

Yeah (he's on top) yeah, yeah (he's on top)

Right where I want to be!

(Wa-wa-wa-wa) yeah, this bottom's gonna be on top

(He's on top, he's on top)

Wa-wa-wa-wa yeah, this bottom's gonna be on top

Yeah, this bottom's gonna be on top

Yeah, this bottom's gonna be on top

You want us to write "Omelet"? Oh, I'm not so sure about this

Well, I am little brother

So raise a glass to "Omelet: The Musical"!

Bottoms up! (bottoms up)

Yeah, this bottom's gonna be on top!