Four Gordita Supremes

"Question have you ever been to Taco Bell and got the Gordita Supreme add beans?

Follow-up question have you ever eaten four of them?"

It was lunchtime just another normal Tuesday

Pulled up to Taco Bell you know I didn't come to play

"Four Gordita Supremes please

Put some extra beans and cheese"

They were so good my God they tasted heavenly

God damn it let's just break down the recipe

Beef veggies sour cream and cheese

Gordita shell and then I add some beans

But 20 minutes later I heard a rumble

Then another uh-oh I'm about to be humbled

I start squeezing my cheeks but I'm in the car

My only option is this port-a-potty in the park

Ooh my stomach hurts so bad

I couldn't walk to the port-a-potty I was crawling in the grass

It's a miracle that I didn't shit my pants

Crawled 50 yards y'all don't understand

I limp into the port-a-potty tears are starting to well

Then my ass released the depths of hell

Damn that Gordita Supreme it wasn't worth it

I think my butthole has a wider girth and

My hands on a railing my legs are flailing

I'm holding on for dear life while my butthole is spraying

The noises were ungodly how'd they come out of my body?

I think I might have just ruined this port-a-potty

Now someone's knocking at the door I yell occupied

They say police open up and I say "Why?"

I'm gagging on the heavy air

They say a killer's on the loose and they're checking everywhere

I say "Nope sorry I cannot do it"

They say "That's it" and start kicking the door in while I was poopin'

They bust down the door my pants are on the floor

They say "Dear God what's that smell? I'm abhorred"

They question me they think that the smell is from the dead body

I say that I had Taco Bell and had to use this port-a-potty

They don't believe me they cuff me by the wrist

They throw me in the cop car but I still have the shits

I was crying and farting every cop's nose was covered

But then one fart didn't quite feel like the others