As I walk in, awkward, see no one to talk with
Hello Johnny Walkers, never will I forfeit
Rub up the beat, the love's consensual
Don't care if my pen don't make no sense, cool
Concepts border nonsensical
Strawberry field angels, plentiful
I'm stumbling back into a pack of backpackers
Starting to chat as they're attaching to the accent
"You got any stories? Come on, tell us one
Have you ever had a foursome?"
Never done that
"You ever had a threesome?"
Nah, never done that
But matter of fact I could make up one, stat
I try to play it off like I'm a ladies man
But my small talk ain't no Mercedes Benz
Staying all night looking for a lady's hand
Feeling desperate, kebab, just stained these pants
Let the funk catch your feet in the rhythm
I can feel a hangover coming, no kidding
Like to party up so you know we gets down
There's more than one, yup, the sound is surround
Let the funk catch your feet in the rhythm
I can feel a hangover coming, no kidding
Like to party up so you know we gets down
There's more than one, yup, the sound is surrounding
Living life sinning and I don't repent
That's the benefits of a non-religious man
I look to the chest when I'm searching for a saviour
But right now the liquor's got it burning like who blazed up?
Been up for five days, Ma, I don't even know my name
Well, let's make one
Mate brought the shortbreads, hey, let's take one
Always been running amok since like age none
Chilled looking asian anytime I blaze some
Heaven's when the pay comes, damn, I still ain't saved crumbs
Think by now I would've gave up
Resorting to asking landlords: "Do you take buds?"
What? Closing time?
Catch a glimpse in the mirror like, whoa, I'm blind
I haven't even finished and already feel sick
Oh, look, the sun's rising, there's a guilt trip
Let the funk catch your feet in the rhythm
I can feel a hangover coming, no kidding
Like to party up so you know we gets down
There's more than one, yep, the sound is surround
Let the funk catch your feet in the rhythm
I can feel a hangover coming, no kidding
Like to party up so you know we gets down
There's more than one, yep, the sound is surround
Heading over to the jazz bar, son
Holding it down classy until I'm that far gone
I catch yas back up after I hit up Pie Face
Now that's a sight to see, haha, look at my face
Straight to the bathroom to get all freshed up
But it's the same old story
There's no recovery from being this messed up
Yep, just my luck
Real fine jalbu digging my steez from Jungle Funk Crew
Said "you get some, bro?" Hahaaaa-nup
Most certainly not, nothing in this state, ay
Especially walking my own way straight through the lagoon
That little shallow bit like a dumb drunken goon
I said "Miss, wait up! I need to dry out my shoe"
She laughed and kept on the cruise
Remember the bulliman chase, though? Yeah, I got away
But not from the shit feeling most of the next day
The hair of the dog, it's time for round three, I say!
Let the funk catch your feet in the rhythm
I can feel a hangover coming, no kidding
Like to party up, so you know we gets down
There's more than one, yep, the sound is surround
Let the funk catch your feet in the rhythm
I can feel a hangover coming, no kidding
Like to party up, so you know we gets down
There's more than one, yep, the sound is surrounding
Robbie V up in this bitch, now you know what time it is
I get a party started, tell the truth and never edit it
My life's too short to be wasted asleep
So I'm rocking off the party and I rinse, repeat
They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, fuck that shit
I'd rather party hard with feminines
Just to see how moist they get, I put 'em in a yoga stretch
Until their head is over heels or maybe heels is overhead
Ahhh shit, this thing in me's ah kicking in
Nudge nudge, wink wink, best grab a stiff drink
Strapped to an elevator headed straight up
The next floor is women's lingerie, hey, I'm off guts
Fast forward about a good twelve hours or more
Tell me where the hell my mojo and my pay cheque go
Pissed it up against the wall, I stumble when I walk tall
No regrets, cause when I get to heaven, it's a short fall
Hey, that's, hey that's Zenny,
Zenny bra, what's going on man?
Tell us a story bro, where you been?
I rocked up at Donnie's house, peeped out from the couch
Caught Mickey doing suss shit to Donnie's mouth,
"Yeah, ya cunt" is all I heard, to the left I observed Nat B
With Malcolm and Mavie laughing all crazy
In the background vaguely I hear Jay-Z
Noxxie came through the door
"Turn that maggot off and blast 2Pac, ya dogs!"
So I stepped out from the couch, headed for the back room
Where I stashed the boof up in the vacuum
Where the fuck is Doug? "He's in the shed busting raps, dude"
Trues god, that's all he ever does
Come round here, do weed and smoke bud
So I headed for the shed where Doug was bumping Tech N9ne,
Yeah Cuz, last night was the best night,
4077 in the house, we def like