Advance Romance (Live)

No more credit from the liquor store

Suit is all dirty, my shoes is all wore

Tired and lonely, my heart is all sore

Advance romance

I can't stand it no more, you know

She told me she loved me, I believed what she said

Took me for a sucker, boy, all corn-fed

Next thing I knew she had a bolt on the door

Advance romance

I can't use it no more, no, I can't use it

They took Ike's watch like they always do

(It was a Timex, too)

(And ashame on you)

No more money, boy, I shoulda knew

The way she do me, boy

She might do you, too

The way she do me, boy

She might do you, too

The way she do me, boy

She might do you, too

Advance romance, oh yeah

Evil I am through

Yes, i am through

Potato-head Bobby was a friend of mine

He pened three of his eyes in the food stamp line

He pened four of his eyes in the food stamp line

He pened five of his eyes in the food stamp line

He pened six of his eyes in the food stamp line

He wanna try it one time

At least one time

Later that night they droppd on by

Told her all they wanna do was step up and say "Hi"

(HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI HI-HI)

Half an hour later she had frenched his fry

Frenched his fry

Advance romance

Bobby, say good-bye