Your Phone's off the Hook, But You're Not

Someone clean to chew on

A wife that no one likes

I called and they said all of New York

Was a tow-away zone

We paid sixty dollars on 12th Street today

And now all our money's gone

You don't have to answer me

You don't have to call me back

Your phone's off the hook

But you're not

You hate my older sister

And you burglarize our home

Your dirty invitation waits

Run over on my street

I don't care who you don't like

You don't have to answer me

You don't have to answer me

You don't have to call me back

Your phone's off the hook

But you're not

Someone clean to chew on

A wife that no one likes

I called and they said all of New York

Was a tow-away zone

We paid sixty dollars on 12th Street today

And now all our money's gone

You don't have to answer me

You don't have to call me back

Your phone's off the hook

But you're not

But you're not

But you're not

But you're not