Employee of the Month

I am the employee of the month

I've got a badge up on my front

So strike me down, down, down

So strike me down, strike me down

I am the employee of the month

I've got a badge up on my front

So strike me down, down, down

So strike me down, strike me down

I've got a fucked up style, ain't afraid to use it

I'm abusing music, mummy won't approve it

Love them sticky carpets that make your shoes stick

So move that ass like you used to move it

You're a damn pretty honey, so I love your blue lips

Love the smell of flowers, so spark up the tulips

Think I'll hang around and then I'll wait 'til the noose fits

I'm a dirty little pervert, ain't no talk of it ruthless

I am the employee of the month

I've got a badge up on my front

So strike me down, down, down

So strike me down, strike me

I'm a bad Kelly Kat, so watch my eyeballs

They do the type of thing that makes you drop your bibles

Piss my life away until I blow up your vinyl

So kill the dance floor like you're homicidal

I love to chuck a whip, I'm just a passing you by

I'll be the type of guy that'll make you wanna laugh and cry

I know you ain't afraid to live, you're more afraid to die

I just wanna feel a little hip hooray inside

I am the employee of the month

I've got a badge up on my front

So strike me down, down, down

So strike me down, strike me down

I am the employee of the month

I've got a badge up on my front

So strike me down, down, down

So strike me down, strike me down

I am a human being, barely half a person

So wave 'em in the air until your arms are hurting

And you can't be certain which bar I'm lurking

I'm the employee of the month 'cause I'm the hardest working

Standing in the corner making eyes at me

Yeah, have you got a match, yeah or maybe three

You goes, strike me down, yeah, you strike me down

Yeah, you strike me down, down, down, down