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Uniforms on Catholic girls
Give me such a great big thrill
Sheaving headlocks is the only way to think
Hollywood high school yards
Makes my fang go candy hard
Got a ballpoint pecker loaded with inedible ink
And I'm ready anytime
Call me day or night
Waiting over here for you
'Cause I'm ready anytime
Sitting in my hotel room
With ecstatic elastic to tickle your womb
It's a corduroy condom, a groovy kind of love
Now I'm not afraid to die
'Cause I know there's sex after death
Everyone gets laid in a coffin
Am I right? Right!
And I'm ready anytime
Call me day or night
Waiting over here for you
'Cause I'm ready
Ready anytime
Call me day or night
Waiting over here for you
'Cause I'm ready anytime
Yeah!
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
Ready anytime
Oh yeah!
I'm ready at the spur of the moment
I just wanna thank you
Thanks for the memories