Your Mind Is on Vacation

You're sitting there yakking right in my face

Guess I'm gonna have to put you in your place

You know if silence was golden

You couldn't raise a dime

Because your mind is on vacation

But your mouth is working overtime

You're quoting figures

You're dropping names

You're telling stories

About the dames

You're always laughing

When things ain't funny

You're talking like you're

Ooh, big money

You know if talk was criminal

You'd lead a life of crime

Because your mind is on vacation

But your mouth is working overtime

Life is short

Talk is cheap

Don't be making promises

You can't keep

You don't like this song I'm singing

Just grin and bear it

All I can say is

If the shoe fits, wear it

You know if you must keep talking

Please try to make it rhyme

Because your mind is on vacation

But your mouth is working overtime