miss misery

Heard all about you through a friend's friend

Said you were stuck up, but you have nice teeth

You barely show 'em 'cause your mouth says

"Haven't worn my retainer in three hundred weeks"

Heard that your exes are all obsessed and

You don't go out without a book to read

You barely talk unless you're impressed

And your voice when you sing sounds just like Phoebe

So if you spilled your drink on a brand new couch

Well, I'd take all of the blame

And if you broke some vase with a priceless face

I'd offer up to pay, though realistically I'm broke

And honestly would prefer that you just decide to pay for it yourself

Would you stay with me, Miss Misery?

If you don't like to hold hands, we could never

Don't even have to smile while we're together

Would you stay with me, Miss Misery?

If you don't like to dance, then I'll remember

Don't even have to be friends for forever

You said I'm runner-up for best dressed

Got me blushing so hard that I forgot to speak

You looked away to just ignore the awkward silence

Now I'm pretty damn sure that I'll be losing sleep

But if you spilled your drink on a brand new couch

Well, I'd take all of the blame

And if you broke some vase with a priceless face

I'd offer up to pay, though seriously I actually am broke

So if I offered to pay, just say, "No thanks

You're way too sweet and also super attractive"

Would you stay with me, Miss Misery?

If you don't like to hold hands, we could never

Don't even have to smile while we're together

Would you stay with me, Miss Misery?

If you don't like to dance, then I'll remember

Don't even have to be friends for forever

'Cause I like you and I don't like your friends

Let's make out just to say that it's pretend

Scream and shout 'til we get kicked out

And we find another house so we can do it all again

I like you and I don't like your friends

Let's make out just to say that it's pretend

Scream and shout 'til we get kicked out

And we find another house so we can do it all again

Would you stay with me, Miss Misery?

If you don't like to hold hands, we could never

Don't even have to smile while we're together

Would you stay with me, Miss Misery?

If you don't like to dance, then I'll remember

Don't even have to be friends for forever, Miss Misery