Last Night (Beer Fear)

Last night I told ya I loved ya

Woke up, blamed it on the vodka

I genuinely thought I was dying

And I could see that smile you were hiding

Last night I told ya, "I need ya"

That's the last time I drink tequila

Super-Lemon and his sidekick Salt-Kid

I start cryin' and verbally assaulting

Last night I asked you to marry me

That's when I remembered the brandy

I wake up and claim I didn't say it

Screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas

Wish I could stop and I'm not joking

Drinking too much and socially smoking

Wish I could stop and start to behave

And then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again

Last night police had to frisk me

In the cells thanks to Bell's fine whiskey

I think I said too much like

"Do you like my bracelets?

Oh wait, they're handcuffs"

Last night I said, "I want your babies"

Forget the ice

It's not nice to drink Baileys

I drink that much that I forget

Whatever embarrassing thing I say next

You said I got on one knee, and there's no way

Unless I've been drinking, oh, wait, Rosé

Sailor Jerry's Rum

I think I drank too much

Showing randomers way too much love

Last night I called you a "loser"

I think that was after flamin' Sambuca

I shouted at you, "Do me a favor!"

And that's when I fell off the pavement

Wish I could stop and I'm not joking

Drinking too much and socially smoking

Wish I could stop and start to behave

And then wake up in the morning and never miss a day again

'Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth

Wake up in the morning and be in my own house

Do one last shot and know when to stop

No more photos on Facebook of me doing the robot

Know when to leave and when to lock my front door

Stop waking up in trees and in a bed full of people

Sitting in a cupboard with my weird best friend

But I'm only young

So, I'm not gonna pretend

I wish I could stop 'cause I'm not joking

I love drinking too much and socially smoking

Don't wanna stop or learn to behave

Amen

And I, hey, just missed another day again