Boombastic

Mr. Boombastic

What you want is some bombastic

Romantic, fantastic lover

C'mon, c'mon, bring it down!

Haha, summer 2020!

Smooth, just like the silk

Soft and cuddly, hug me up like a quilt

I'm a lyrical lover, no take me for no filth

With my sexual physique, yah know me well-built

Oh me, oh my, well, well, can't you tell

I'm just like a turtle crawling out of my shell

Gal, you captivate my body, put me under a spell

With your Khus Khus perfume I love your sweet smell

You are the only one girl that can ring my bell

And I could take rejection, so you tell me, "Go to hell"

I'm boombastic, tell me fantastic

Touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-mantic

And me fantastic, she touch me on the back

She says I'm Mr. Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom

Gee wheeze, baby, please

Let me take you to an island of the sweet cool breeze

You don't feel like drive, well, baby, hand me the keys

I will take you to a place to set your mind at ease

Don't you tickle my foot bottom, haha! Baby, please

Don't you play with my nose 'cause I might, "ha-choo", sneeze

Well, you are the bun and me a cheese

If me are the rice, baby, you are the peas

I'm boombastic, tell me fantastic

Touch me on me back, she says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-mantic

And me fantastic, she touch me on the back

She says I'm Mr. Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom

I'm boombastic, tell me fantastic

Touch me on me back, she says I'm Mr. Ro-Ro-mantic

And me fantastic, she touch me on the back

She says I'm Mr. Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom

No, no

No, no

I am fucking Mr. Boombastic!

Mr. Boombastic!

Yeah!

Mr. Boombastic!

Fuck yeah! Blegh!

Would you like to kiss and caress

Rub down every strand of hair on my chest?

I'm boombastic, rated as the best

The best you should get, nothing more, nothing less (yo, yo, let's go!)