22 Grand

Damn

This bitch tried to trip me like hell nah (where the fuck is Rosh?)

I don't even know how to tell y'all

Honestly, I hope this bitch go to Hell, y'all

I was tryna get my lil' rocks off

Turns out this bitch tryna have us a cock off (wow)

Damn, that shit really scarred me for life

And y'all wanna know how the story go right? (On God)

Spent twenty-two grand on a hooker

Brought her home and that bitch had a dick

Told her get out my house, when she walked out my house

I had noticed her booty was thick

I was like, "Nah, never mind, you good"

I'm a lumberjack, I can tolerate wood

Laid down then we played us some Fortnite

Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight

Is this gay? Is this straight?

I don't know, I just know that I paid for some wiener, huh

Then she start swinging that wood

She was swinging it good, looked like prime Derek Jeter, huh

Shit, I think I might beat her

Not beat her up, but like beat on her wiener

That big bubble butt, it done changed my demeanor

Bae, take off them jeans, I ain't talking 'bout skeeter

I was like, "Bae, can you give me a refund?"

She was like, "What? Like you ain't never seen one?"

I was like, "Yeah, but that don't mean I need one"

I was like, "Yeah, but that don't mean I'll beat one"

I was like, "Yeah, but that don't mean I'll eat one"

I was like, "Yeah, but that don't mean I'll please one"

I done spent all my money

Now she gon' sit here and look at me funny

Spent twenty-two grand on a hooker

Brought her home and that bitch had a dick

Told her get out my house, when she walked out my house

I had noticed her booty was thick

I was like, "Nah, never mind, you good"

I'm a lumberjack, I can tolerate wood

Laid down then we played us some Fortnite

Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight

Spent twenty-two grand on a hooker

Brought her home and that bitch had a dick

Told her get out my house, when she walked out my house

I had noticed her booty was thick

I was like, "Nah, never mind, you good"

I'm a lumberjack, I can tolerate wood

Laid down then we played us some Fortnite

Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight

Man, she came to my crib I was hyped

I pulled down her pants and saw pipe

I was like, "Oh my God, is it real?"

Then she looked at me like, "Mhm"

Bruh, that bitch had a dick

Bruh, that bitch had a dick