I Squeezed Out the Baby, Yet I Have No Idea Who the Father Is

In college i spent all my days, my back my shoulders thighs

Exposed in most material ways, to make it through the night

I tried protection but did it stay on well it didn't that is

Why I've got to lug around this fleshy nine-month whorish crown

The father, Jacob, Jason, or Dean who knows who is the face

Who is the man who planted the seed inside below my waist

I'm trying to eat healthy, this baby has some picky taste

You probably would like to know the one, two, three, four

Five ways that I'll reach around this fuckin' instrument without

A second chance to write this song about the man who put his dong

Inside of me why cant I see the face that's looking longingly

Up at the eyes who can not cry about the child that is a

Lie straight to the face of mom who thought I had it with a blonde

With Christian morals, and the fix but it's from anonymous dick

I pushed it out and with a pout, I looked at her face short and stout

I couldn't recognize the eyes the baby had, I'm freaking out

I squeezed out the baby, was it Tyler, Mark, or Brady?

Man, my memory is hazy of the man who

Helped me make this creature, did i have it with my teacher?

Then again, he's just some scholar guy that I blew

In college I spent all my days, my back my shoulders thighs

Exposed in most material ways, to make it through the night

I tried protection but did it stay on well it didn't that is

Why I've got to lug around this one, two, three, four,

Five year old that still, I hold

She has brown hair and eyes of gold

And I still don't identify the man that gave her amber eyes

So now I scan for though the man's anonymous, I have a plan

'Cuz DNA will not decay I'll test her spit to find out

Who and where the father is, who gave me children with his jizz

Who came and went, no money spent on child support to pay my rent

Results came back, my jaw is slacked, he banged me in his Cadillac

The man dented my can he was no other than this rich fuck Jack

I squeezed out the baby Jack's the father, this is crazy

Man that fuck was pretty lazy on his own part