Hilarity Ensues

Knucklehead 1 falls in love with Knucklehead 2

They tell each other all their secrets

They start to share a point of view

There's a bit lost in translation

Always something misconstrued

And hilarity ensues

This knucklehead pair tell the oldest of their knucklehead brood

You can be anything you want, son

We believe in you

So he sets out for the real world

Thinking this is true

And hilarity ensues

Let our substances impair us

Let the deadly virus spare us

Let our horror movies scare us

Then let's do it all again

Let's root, root for the home team

Then buy each other ice cream

Let's live inside the day dream

That is all it's ever been

This knucklehead boy thinks he's talking to his knucklehead god

God says "this is all your fault, kid

You should've taken odds

But if you give me all your money

I'll see what I can do"

And hilarity ensues

Let our substances impair us

Let the deadly virus spare us

Let our horror movies scare us

Then let's do it all again

Let's root, root for the home team

Then buy each other ice cream

Let's live inside the day dream

That is all it's ever been

That is all it's ever been