Num Num Num Num Touch My Body

NumNumNumNum touch my body

C'mawn and touch my body

NumNumNumNum touch my body

C'mawn and touch my body

I can see by the way that you're looking at me

That you wanna have a tiny little touch of my body

So go ahead, have a touch, cos it feels so nice

'got the texture of carrots.. and it tastes like rice

I make it jiggle in the sun and jiggle in the rain

Jiggle in your eyes and jiggle in your brain

Jiggle on the floor and jiggle in the mirror

Jiggle on the ceiling

Fricka fricka fricka fresh little jiggle, rides like a pony

Does anybody know if his real name's Tony?

Barbra Streisand alone on a dock

If you don't like it you can suck my pocket watch

NumNumNumNum touch my body

C'mawn and touch my body

NumNumNumNum touch my body

C'mawn and touch my body

Well I once had a wiggle and his name was Greg

And every time that he would jiggle he would jump on his pegleg

I got a half shilling and a hand full of doodie

And I'd really really like it if you'd shake ya bootie

Everybody dance.. and remove your underpants

Oh my Gosh! It's the attack of the killer ants

Oh I once had a date with a unicorn

We went back to mine and we looked at porn

Albert Fletcher alone on a raft

With a hippo, a lion and half a giraffe

One plays the strings, one plays the brass

And the other just sits there smoking some grass

Meanwhile up in space a long time ago

Was a man and a chicken and a deep fried afro

And a nun and a jeep and a packet of crisps

And the empty wrapper of a Cadbury's Wispa

NumNumNumNum touch my body

C'mawn and touch my body

NumNumNumNum touch my body

C'mawn and touch my body