Badder

Please don't fear that you are upsetting me

Dear, I barely know you're there

Sorry, were you speaking?

You're hard to see

Like a smell that lingers in the air

Trying to be clever, that makes no sense!

That's a role you haven't earned

You don't see your own insignificance

Well, it's time you learned

You may think you're bad

But, darling, I am badder

Really, sweetie, where's the thrill in

Being just a has-been, a wannabe villain

You're a garter snake

And I'm a big puff adder

Face it, I am so much badder

Than you!

Surely you can see it's ridiculous

Two villains in one fairy tale

This town is too small for the both of us

So off into the sunset, you should sail

I can send my minions to help you pack

I'll be careful not to crow

Darling, I will miss you

Alas, alack

But you have got to go

You can claim you're bad

But I'm a better badder

Nothing you've got up your sleeve'll

Ever equal me as a mistress of evil

I'm the heart and brains

And you, you're just the bladder

How can you believe you're badder

Than I?!

Nobody ever would bother to tell

A tale with Maleficent and with Cruella

My cheekbones are sharper!

My hair's much more high!

So jump down a rabbit hole

Go climb a beanstalk

It's not au revoir, but goodbye!

Someone really should put a stop on her

(Someone really should put a stop on her)

Up to me to find a way

(Up to me to find a way)

Maybe there's a house I can drop on her

Mmm, is a poisoned apple too cliché?

Drag her to a rooftop and toss her down!

A spell to make her disappear!

And when she is gone, I will own the town

And everyone will cheer

She was sorta bad