Perfect Revenge

I'm fierce, I'm feared

You know I'm the baddest here

Pull up with my crew, boo-hoo

You'll be wiping up more than a puddle of tears

My competition, call her Urs

But her curses ain't the worst

I got potions, evil spells to turn your life from bad to worse

Then there's a desperate girl

Comin' for me, tryin' to mess with my world

Well, villainous is how I live

She'll regret messing with the wrong sea witch, 'cause

I got a right to my vengeance, I'm savage to the bone

And anyone who crosses me gonna wish they were never born

They won't know what's coming when I hit 'em with that (revenge)

They gonna start running when I hit 'em with that (revenge)

Won't stop 'til I conjure up a painful perfect punishment

I don't get mad, I get even

Gon' find the perfect revenge

Gon' find that perfect (ah, ya, ah, ya)

Perfect revenge (ah, ya, ah, ya)

Gon' find that perfect (ah, ya, ah, ya)

Perfect revenge

Gon' find that perfect (ah, ya, ah, ya)

Perfect revenge (ah, ya, ah, ya)

Gon' find that perfect (ah, ya, ah, ya)

Perfect revenge (ah, ya, ah, ya)

Any suggestions?

Well, why don't you make her walk the plank?

Darling, that's too easy

Prick her with a thousand thorns!

And what? She'd fall asleep?

We could burn her to a crisp

Yeah, let's burn her to a crisp!

No, it should be worse, worse, worse than all of these

Revenge should be vicious

And whatever we do to that poor unfortunate soul

Should be ten times more cruel

They won't know what's coming when I hit 'em with that (revenge)

They gonna start running when I hit 'em with that (revenge)

Won't stop 'til I conjure up a painful perfect punishment

I don't get mad, I get even

Gon' find that perfect revenge

Calling all spirits of the Black Lagoon

Show me a recipe fit for her doom

Toxically sweet with a side of pure spite

I need the perfect revenge that will bite

What's this? A book? That's it?

I asked for a painful punishment

But hold up, wait, this might be evil on a plate

So I'ma serve her what she deserves, what she deserves

And that's justice, dressed up like the sweetest dessert

Perfect

They won't know what's coming when I hit 'em with that (revenge)

They gonna start running when I hit 'em with that (revenge)

Won't stop 'til I conjure up a painful perfect punishment

I don't get mad, I get even

Gon' find that perfect revenge

Gon' find that perfect (ah, ya, ah, ya)

Perfect revenge (ah, ya, ah, ya)

Gon' find that perfect (ah, ya, ah, ya)

Perfect revenge