Beautiful Mind

Please take a seat

Never really done this before

That's ok, just tell me the first thing that comes into your head

Ok

Dolphins dressed in monocles

With tiny top hats that cover up their blowholes (aw shit!)

Clouds with faces but they're upside down

So it looks like their rain is hair (fuck yeah!)

Santa Claus going down a chimney

But the chimney is a cigarette, and the house is a man

Bowling balls made out of peanut butter

But they're the bubbles in a big rubber Hubba Bubba bubble bath

Oh, my God

You got a beautiful mind

I know

So sit back

And enjoy the show

How did we

Both end up here?

I don't know

And I don't care

So come on let's get it on!

Doctor holding a big bottle of tonic

But the bottle's full of rings

And the doctor is Sonic

Jimmy Fallon with a hat on (Jimmy Fallon with a hat on)

Man full of jelly but the jelly fully of ham

Baby with two wheels instead of hands

Doctor, doctor

Is there something wrong with me?

Give it to me straight, doc

What do you see?

(You're never going to amount to nothin')

(Look into my eyes, can't you see I love you dearly?)

(And the award for best psychiatrist goes to...)

(Why does he keep watching Speed 2?)

Doctor!

Beagles eating bugles while a poodle plays the flugelhorn (what?)

Horny foreman foraging for mushrooms in an ice storm (good god!)

Big pies with big eyes and big thighs

Anaconda in a condescending disguise

Sandra Bullock

Specifically from Speed 2

Fighting with my best friend's aunt at a barbecue

A frog doing his taxes while he sits on a swing

But that's just what I see

I can see the same thing

Ah-ah-ah-ahh

You've got a beautiful mind

I can see my destiny (you've got a beautiful mind)

And a bear learning how to water ski

Ah-ah-ah-ahh

You've got a beautiful mind

I see the past and the future as one

Also a honey bee holding a gun

Fourteen gerbils in a kiddie pool (yes)

Robot crying softly on a barstool (yes)

Santa's elves unionise the North Pole (oh yes!)

Gimli locking lips with a cute troll (yes!)

A lawyer and a barber barter bubbles underwater

And the lawyer and the barber disagree on the fee

And that's a beautiful tree

I don't see a tree

What do you see?

You and me!

(Ah-ah-ah-ahh, we've got a beautiful mind)

We can see through space and time (we've got a beautiful mind)

And a bunch of clowns beating up a mime

(Ah-ah-ah-ahh, we've got a beautiful mind)

We see our hearts and minds start to unite

Also a farting guy flying a kite

Oh, my god

We've got a beautiful

Mind