Ninety-Nine and A Half (Won't Do) [2006 Remaster; Single Version]

Every town I go, there's a street, uh, ah

Name of the street, ah, funky, funky Broadway

Down on Broadway, uh there's a nightclub

Now, now, name of the nightclub, now baby, funky, funky Broadway

Down on Broadway, there's a crowd, now, ah

Name of the crowd, baby, Broadway crowd

Down on Broadway, yeah, there's a dance, yeah, ah

Name of the dance, funky, funky, Broadway, hey, huh

Wiggle your legs now, baby, shake your head up, uh, ah

Do the shing-a-ling now, baby, shake-shake-shake, now

You don't know, baby, you don't know now, woman, ow

Do the funky Broadway, ah

Lord have mercy

Oh, you got me feeling all right

Dirty filthy Broadway

don't I like Broadway? Uh

Now, Broadway, look here

Down on Broadway, there's a woman

Name of the woman, ah, Broadway woman, hey

Down on Broadway, yeah, there's a man, ah

Name of the man, now, now, now, now, now, now