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Marriage a sacred vow
But pitfalls abound I vow
Bigamy polygamy a legal plight
Consent capacity shining so bright
Premarital agreements a shield so strong
Voluntariness where do we belong?
Full disclosure a crucial test
Fairness and reason putting minds to the test
Annulment a marriage undone
Void voidable a legal gun
Grounds for divorce a bitter plea
Irretrievably broken for you and me
Equitable distribution a fair divide
Marital property a flowing tide
Separate property a distinct domain
Commingling assets driving me insane
Spousal support a lifeline cast
Permanent rehabilitative a future recast
Modification termination a shifting tide
Tax consequences a burden to hide
Child support a parent's plight
Guidelines formulas shining so bright
UIFSA a web of law
Enforcement a powerful claw
Custody a battle so fierce
Legal physical holding the child so near
Best interests a guiding star
Joint custody near and far
Visitation rights a parent's plea
Third-party custody for all to see
Termination a heartbreaking plight
Parental rights shining so bright
Paternity a legal quest
Unmarried fathers putting minds to the test
Adoption a loving embrace
Termination of rights a bitter race
Domestic violence a shadow so grim
Protective orders a lifeline within
Emancipation a child's release
Parental authority a fragile peace
Oh UPA you guide my weary soul
Through the labyrinth of family law taking its toll
But I'll conquer this beast with knowledge and might
And emerge victorious in the fading light
The Bar Exam awaits a daunting decree
But I'll face it with courage and finally be free
A lawyer of family with wisdom so deep
Guiding the families while the children do sleep