I Am The Walrus

One, two, three

I am he as you are he, as you are me and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly

I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob

Mister City policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run

I'm crying, I'm crying

I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the english rain

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob

Expert textpert choking smokers

Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied

I'm crying

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar-Allan-Poe

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo-goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joob, g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo...

Here they are

The Beatles!