No More Candy / Thank You, Madam

This little box has been a lifesaver to many, many women who

Have a slight tendency to overweight... and don't we all?

We sit at home reading a good book, or listening to a symphony

And without realizing it, our hand slips into the candy box

(Sung)

We become indiscreet

Eating sweet after sweet

Though we know all too well

Where that may lead

So this box was designed

With the two of us in mind

As the kind of reminder we need

When you raise the lid the music plays

Like a disapproving nod

And it sings in your ear

"No more candy, my dear"

In a way it's a little like the voice of God

I'll take it!

Thank you, madam

Please call again

Do call again

Madam