Wilderness Survival

I'm gonna buy guns

I'm gonna get buff

I'm gonna learn wilderness survival

Grow my own food

And when I'm in the mood, hey!

I'll go ransack my rival

Potable water

Protecting my daughter

From the neighboring tribes

And be an alpha male

So that when society fails

Yeah my family will survive

These God Damn liberal freaks they're making me mad

And I doubt that I'm only one who feels this way

And sooner or later it's gonna turn out really bad

So I'm thinking 'bout leaving

And I'm thinking it might be today

This whole world has gone to Hell

Yes it has, whoa!

So I'm thinking Hey I might as well

Go and buy myself some guns

And go and get buff

And learn wilderness survival

Grow my own food

And when I'm in the mood ,hyah!

I'll go ransack my rivals

Potable water

Protecting my daughter

From the neighboring tribes

And be an alpha male

So that when society fails hey!

My family will survive

My family will survive

Our founding fathers must be rolling in their graves

So tragic thinking what our country's become

The radical leftists they just want us to behave

It might work for China but for me I'm not that dumb

Has this republic lost its mind?

Whoa whoa whoa whoa!

Don't act surprised when you come and find

Me buying up the guns

And trying to get buff ah!

And learning wilderness survival

And growin' my own food

And when I'm in the mood yeah

I'm go and ransack my rivals

Potable water

Protecting my daughter

From the neighboring tribes

And be an alpha male

So that when society fails hey!

My family will survive

My family will survive

You can find me in the woods

Growin' my own food

Plundering foes

When I'm in the mood

You can find me over there

Underneath the dock

Harvesting water

From underneath the rocks

Yeah! You can holler out my name

If you see me in the trees

I'm just harvesting honey

I've been farming lots of bees

I made myself a spear

For hunting and for fishin'

So I can keep quiet

And save my ammunition (that's for people!)