Jet Set

Woke up in Brooklyn

With a frown upon my face

Just left Wisconsin

Where there's cheese enough to start this rat race

But thanks to the brothers Wright

We don't know where we'll sleep tonight

Yeah, I'm a bird in the skies

And tomorrow when I rise

I'll wake up in Paris

With a new love in my heart

Or maybe Germany

With that brand-new pet I met in Stuttgart

Sky's the limit, it's time to play

I'll put down roots some other day

No need to be a lonely Joe

The jet-set is the only way to go

Would you like new music

And mystery each and every day?

Lose the same old music and history

Make a new friend then fly away

And wake up in Texas where they treat their women right

And then try Hollywood where the stars get lit out in broad daylight

Any city near or far feels twice as good as where you are

When you're sick of the status quo the jet-set is the

Only way to go

Would you like a sleigh ride, a hayride?

Then kiddo just stay home

But, if you want jet-set then get set to leave behind Kansas

There's no place like Rome

Wake up in Rio

Have your coffee in Brazil

When real life gets you down

Take a far-out, one-way trip to Splitz Ville

Swedish, Greek or Japanese

A stewardess is trained to please

So if you've got what it takes below

Well then fly this bird like Cupid's bow

'Cause the jet-set's just a holiday

Yeah, the jet-set goes up, up and away

So fly

Right down to Italy

For la Bella Fermina

Jump in a fountain (woo)

For a big dose of la dolce vita

If your tastes run more risqué

Well then, we know a joint in old Bombay

So hang on tight, let's loop de loop

It's time to fly this chicken coop

So, pack up your suitcase

Check your worries at the gate