Theme From The Black Hole

A toast to the booty

Feel that, do that

For how else can you capture a boogie

If you don't attack from the back?

To the rear! March!

My name is The One

Some people call me "The Funk"

(Here's a toast to the boogie!)

Said my name is The One

Some people call me the funk, oh!

I'll toast to that!

And when I find a vacant booty

I move right in on the rump (ooh!)

I'm like a camel humpin' to please

I'm up to my hump in funk, yeah

(Here's a toast to the boogie)

I've got jam in my knee

And I'm ready to spread

All around the world for the funk

I'll toast to that!

We don't cut in

We just butt in

So baby, may I have this dance?

Here's a toast to the boogie!

We'll funk to that

Bottoms up!

I'll toast to that

I'll toast to that

Bottoms up!

(Ah) here's a toast to the boogie

We'll funk to that, bottoms up

(Ah) here's a toast to the boogie

We'll funk to that, bottoms up

Ow, my name is The One

Some people call me The Funk

(Here's a toast to the boogie)

Said my name is The One

Some people call me The Funk

I'll toast to that (oh)

And when find a vacant booty

I move right in on the rump (move in on the rump)

I'm like a camel

Double-humpin' to please

I am up to my hump in my funk, oh

(Here's a toast to the boogie)

I've got jam in my knees

And I'm ready to spread

All around the world for the funk

All around the world for the funk

I am Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk (bouble-humpin' to please)

And I will never dance

Prepare to meet your end, Starchild

For a tail is nothing but a long booty

And this is a tale that I win in the end

And I have pinned the tail on the funky

And you shall dwell in the maze of the mule forever, Starchild

Oh, mule-mo, oh ducky-puss, Starchild!

Humdrum, tweedle-dee-dee dum, Starchild!

And I have made a jackass out of the funk

Oh, mule-mo, oh, ducky-puss

I, Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk shall never dance!

Yo ho, yourself, Starchild

Where's your Flash Light?

Where's your Bop Gun?

Where's the Doctor, Starchild?

Better tell the Doc you need a house call, Starchild!

Oh, mule-mo, oh, ducky-puss