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I'm weak, I'm worthless, can't make up my mind
When they handed out ambition, I was next to last in line
I was a lost little lamb, 'til I found that girl
When she holds me in her arms, I'm the champion of the world
I was drunk on a Monday, standing at the bar
When somebody said, "Hey mister, could you help me start my car?"
I wouldn't know a spark plug from the Duke of Earl
When I drive home to my baby, I'm the champion of the world
People talk behind my back, "How can she stay with a man like that?
It ain't easy, but heaven knows she tries"
Oh, they never see the sweetness of the love that's there between us
When she holds me and looks me in the eye
I'm a creep, I'm a coward, on my hands and knees I crawl
Fall apart under pressure, got no backbone at all
My daddy always told me I throw a baseball like a girl
But when my baby holds me, I'm the champion of the world
And when my baby holds me, I'm the champion, the champion of the world