Humbug

That moment when the first few flakes start falling

Is the moment before I burst into tears

'Cause snow in the air means Christmas shopping

And the thought of it all just stresses me out

Wo-oh-oe is me

Wo-oh-oe is me

Would she kinda like this canary yellow?

Or does she already own way too many scarves?

I could get her a backpack and something to carry

But this is way too much pressure, it's breaking my heart

Wo-oh-oe is me

Wo-oh-oe is me

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift

But I haven't found it yet

'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you

So I'll give you my heart

I wander around the store again and again

But all I do is shrug

'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you

And I'm ready to say "Bah humbug"

(Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah)

Bah-bah-bah-bah, bah humbug

(Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah)

Bah-bah-bah-bah

I could get her a gift card to Olive Garden

But what if Red Lobster is way more her thing?

I don't even know

Well how 'bout a bike, or like a ukulele?

Or how 'bout I jump out the window? (Window, window, window, window)

Yeah, how 'bout I jump out the window? (Window, window, window, window)

Singing "Joy to the World" face down in the snow

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift

But I haven't found it yet

'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you

So I'll give you my heart, I hope it'll do

I wander around the store again and again

But all I do is shrug

'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you

And I'm ready to say

I'll wrap myself in paper and sit under the tree

'Cause the best gift I can give you is this heart inside of me

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift

But I ain't found it yet

'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you (here's my heart)

So I'll give you my heart, I hope it'll do