Redneck Riviera

Down here on the Redneck Riviera

Drinkin' beer and singin' country songs

Chillin' with the motel door wide open

Hopin' somethin' good will come along

Gulf Shores up through Apalachicola

They got beaches of the whitest sand

Nobody cares if Grandma's got a tattoo

Or Bubba's got a hot wing in his hand

Redneck Riviera is where I wanna be

Down here on the Redneck Riviera by the sea

Down here on the Redneck Riviera

Trollin' up and down my Raco Mayan

Smoothen out my tan and disposition

Wearin' little other than a smile

On Highway 98, I got a ticket

Somethin' I ain't never understood

If drivin' a convertible is topless

Why can't I ride my Harley in the nude?

Down here on the Redneck Riviera

A sign says smoke and mullet here today

I really don't know what I'm gettin' into

But I'm in line to try some anyway

Redneck Riviera is where I wanna be

Down here on the Redneck Riviera by the sea

I got seven dollars for the jukebox

Twenty more left over for some beer

Down here on the Redneck Riviera

Ain't no better livin' anywhere

Now here comes them dreadful possums

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(Down here on the Redneck Riviera)

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(Down here on the Redneck Riviera)

(Down here on the Redneck Riviera) Alright, that's enough