Born a Monkey in the Year of the Snake

Hey mr. rock journalist

How about a taste of my fist?

Its such an exciting twist to your cynic laptop wit

comparisons should I make?

Not quite Hemingway

Get off your cross, we need the space

Lester bangs would laugh in your face

Ha ha

hey man, you want some of this?

Hey man, you want some of this?

Did we turn you off? did we rub you the wrong way?

so glad you wrote us off, so glad you had the last say

Three cheers for Mr. critic!

Now, please go away!

lets get something straight for the next time you press play

If low blows are fair game

Ill write circles around you any day

tune out you don't like that sound

So you read notes from the underground

Random access shit mouth is loud

Van Gogh's ear would be proud

hey man, you want some of this?

Hey man, you want some of this?

did we turn you off? did we rub you the wrong way?

So glad you wrote us off, so glad you had the last say

Three cheers for Mr. critic!

Now, please go away!

hey man, what did you say?

Hey man, what did you say?

Hey, now man, what did you say?

Hey man, well, take this down!

what? what? what did you say?