This is a song about a very sensitive matter
That I've been keeping inside for too long
I was drunk at the bar
When a country girl caught me by surprise
She was built just like a wedge tornader
Five feet tall and four feet wide
She caught me while I was taking a gander
At those two Texas-sized hips
But instead of giving a slap to my face
She came over and gave it a kiss
You know, a girl like that can make a big old family
I've named our twelve fat kids, but I didn't even get her name
I like a girl who's built like a wedge tornader
And I ain't even got no shame