A horse is a horse

Here's a little story bout a horse named Blu

Who wanted to be a big tractor

With more horsepower and a vroom like sound

He'd be powerful ever after

And so he began taking gasoline pills

To dial himself up a notch

Well low and behold now what did he find

He'd sprouted a monster crotch

He thought I'll make this tractor obsolete

And proceeded to haul more ass

But what the vet neglected to mention was

He'd have to eat a shit-ton of grass

A horse is a horse

Of course, of course

Unless it's got tractor envy

Horsepower

Is a drug to make one smug

And send you into a frenzy

A horse is a horse

Of course, of course

Unless it's got tractor envy

Horsepower

Is a drug to make one smug

And send you into a frenzy

While hanging at the trough with the other steeds

He said address me as vroom

I've transcended the workhorse meme

And I roll like a sonic boom

But victory is sometimes a two edged sword

As most of you may have heard

All the broncos saw the manure pile up

And instead called him shit-bird

Vroom couldn't understand why the mustangs laughed

And the fillies all got scared away

Ya gotta be careful what you wish for

Cuz Rome wasn't built in a day

A horse is a horse

Of course, of course

Unless it's got tractor envy

Horsepower

Is a drug to make one smug

And send you into a frenzy

A horse is a horse

Of course, of course

Unless it's got tractor envy

Horsepower

Is a drug to make one smug

And send you into a frenzy

Now nature is what nature does

And consequence gives quite the buzz

As once you go, you can't come back

Like a one way ticket to a heart attack

A horse ain't a tractor nor is it a plough

The tackle that you gots in the here and now

Cuz the grass ain't greener in the other field

And the tools you got should be what you wield

Now you might say not "why?" but why not

But surgery and pills just hurts a lot

If ya wanna be strong, well that's inside

So wear your inner horse with pride

A horse is a horse

Of course, of course

Unless it's got tractor envy

Horsepower

Is a drug to make one smug

And send you into a frenzy

A horse is a horse

Of course, of course

Unless it's got tractor envy

Horsepower

Is a drug to make one smug

And send you into a frenzy