Deep, Deep Trouble

Bart!

Go to your room

Yeah, right

Well, you're damned if you do

(What are we talking about?)

Well, you're damned if you do

(Where's your sense of humour?)

Well, you're damned if you do

And you're damned if you don't

Bart!

Let me start at the start, then take it away

My name is Simpson, Bartholemew J

That's Bart, with an art, and a capital B

Then Simp, plus SON, that's me!

Introductions aside, let's move right along

You can all sing along at the sound of the gong

Once upon a time, about a week ago

All of a sudden, trouble started to grow

Alarm was buzzin', I was snoozin'

S'posed to get up now, but I was refusin'

To let reality become an intrusion

'Cause in dreamy-dream land, I was cruisin'

But the buzz kept buzzin', my head kept buzzin'

Gave the radio a throw, and heard an explosion (D'oh!)

Opened up my eyes, and to my surprise

There stood Homer, and his temperature risin'

I was chillin', he was yellin'

Face all distorted, 'cause he was propellin'

It wasn't what he said, but more of his tone

The usual jive, put your nose to the grindstone

I said I'm real sorry but that didn't cut it

I started to protest, but Dad said

Shut it

Get up, mow the lawn, move it on the double

'Cause if you don't, you're in deep, deep trouble

Trouble

Deep, deep trouble

Run into trouble

Where's your sense of humour, man?

Deep, deep trouble

And they go a little something like this

So I'm in the front yard, mowin' like crazy

Sweatin' like a pig and the sun is blazing

Homer's in the driveway, getting in the car

With Mom and Lisa, hope they're going real far

Then dad yells

Bart, and I go Yo

He goes, you done yet?

And I go No

So he goes

Oh! You're too slow

So I step on the gas, to speed up the mow

Didn't see that sprinkler underneath that tree

Wham! Ccchhh! Pssshh! Raining on me!

I go Whoa, Homer goes

D'oh!

Now you can't go to the boatshow

This is my thanks after working my butt off?

Homer revs the motor and they all start to putt off

Soaked to the bone, standing in a puddle

No-one needs to tell me I'm in deep, deep trouble

Trouble

Go to your room

Bart!

Yeah, right

Bart, go to your room

Deep, deep trouble

Go to your room

Bart!

Oh, gimme a break

The young begins the trouble

Well, you're damned if you do

I know the answer

Well, you're damned if you do

Deep, deep trouble

Well, you're damned if you do

And you're damned if you don't

As soon as they're gone, I'm stretched on the lawn

Lookin' at the sky with my sunshades on

Now I've never ever claimed that I was a smarty

But inspiration hits me, lets have a party

Called up my posse, they were here in a flash

They brought all their pals, we started to thrash

There was romping and stomping, an occasional crash

A fist fight or two on Nintendo for cash

We raided the fridge, dogs raided the trash

I got a little worried when the windows got smashed

The next thing you know, Mom and Dad are home

The kids disappear and I'm all alone

Everything's silent except for my moan

And the low, bluesy tone of a saxophone

They look at me, then they go into a huddle

Get this sinking sensation I'm in deep, deep trouble

Trouble

D'oh

Oh

Bart!

Oh, gimme a break

Deep, deep trouble

Hey, what is this?

Don't keep trouble

Go to your room

Oh yeah

Bart, go to your room

Deep, deep trouble

Go to your room

Okey, dokey

Bart!

There's a little epilogue to my tale of sadness

I was dragged down the street by his Royal Dadness

We rounded the corner and came to a stop

Threw me inside Jake's Barber Shop

I said, please sir, just a little off the top

Dude shaved me bare, gave me a lollipop

So on my head, there's nothing but stubble

Man, I hate being in deep, deep trouble

Trouble

Well, you're damned if you do

Trouble! Trouble!

Well, you're damned if you do

Deep, deep trouble

Well, you're damned if you do

And you're damned if you don't

Nothing but trouble

Aw, come on, man

Well, you're damned if you do

(What are we talking about?) Well, you're damned if you do

Deep, deep trouble

(Where's your sense of humour?)

Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't

Trouble

Deep, deep trouble

Ha ha ha, ha ha

Deep, deep trouble