Monologue (Live At The Sands Hotel, Las Vegas/1963)

Thank you ladies and gentlemen. You sure are one smart little old

Lunch crowd. Here it is June and January from the wonderful picture

Let's Get Out of the Wheatfields

Mabel, We're Going Against the Grain

Just trying to have a little fun folks, that's all. So, oh you

Can live here but don't eat here. I tell you that. I just had

A bowl of bourbon and some crackers and they ain't laying right

Here. That salt, I think the salt is. But we're going to do

This here thing. It's my party I can cry if I want. No that's

Not it, that's the wrong one I forget. We're going, here we go

What's the first word? I forgot the whole number. It's? Plain

Old it's. Hm. Since I'm up here all alone, how's the second one

Go? June, June. It's June. You always work with your helmet on?