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Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about getting a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
I see people working, it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me
But I have this philosophy, so what?
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
I see girls without dates and I feel so sorry for 'em
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em
'Cause I'm blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah
They say to make it, you need talent and ambition
Well, I got a TV show and this was my audition
Um, okay, what was it? Okay, um, don't tell me
Oh, yeah, okay, duck, magnum, duck!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?
I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August
Is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can!
Right now, I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA
But my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause we're a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
Girls think I'm snotty and maybe it's true
With my hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L, I don't know
('Cause) I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes, I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah!