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In a world where every drag queen releases an album
We don't need a backing track
Even if they can't sing...
We'll do it a capella!
Yeah!
One brave queen returns...
She's back again? Really?
To stand out from them all...
They don't know what's gonna hit them. Duck!
By releasing an album even though she can't sing
(I'm the greatest star)
Her name is Vanilla?
No, with an M. Manila, like the envelope
What drag queen names herself after office supplies?
Prepare to go on an ear-gripping journey...
Through the discorded melodies of a person whose wig is on way too tight
This is real life, not a CD, Margaret! You can't just skip ahead to the next track!
Oh, yeah? Watch me
Someone call an ambulance; she's sickening!
Listen as Manila struggles to rhyme lyrics...
What rhymes with "Mary wrote him?" "Dairy frozen?" "Fairy totem?" "Hairy scrotum!"
And sing out of her range...
I'm giving it all she's got, Captain! I don't have the power!
In an epic quest to get that B hook stuck in your head forever
We can do this the easy way or the hard way
So get ready in your hottest couture...
Promise me you're not wearing that pineapple dress again
For the musical adventure that only comes once... or twice... or however many times... depending if you leave this album on repeat
Here we go again
Manila Luzon, Rules!