The Mob Rap, Pt. 6

Neither, I'm weaving a web that'll lead you to death

Don't even think about leaving, I will eat you instead

So be careful if you come across a cave

Only thing I'm digging is a mob-sized grave!

I'm not a miner, I'm a fighter, sick of hiding

Soon I'll retire with my diamonds to an island

Forget about survival, this rap will be your final

Just face the doom you can't avoid

When I'm gone, you'll be unemployed!

Panic, grandpa, your career has fizzled

I hop on the beat and make the track sizzle

Listen for the hiss, it's your signal to run

My rhymes are explosive, and no, that isn't a pun

Whoops, does anyone have a light?

Honestly, this never happens, my fuse won't ignite

Don't judge me, I'm getting old for a creeper

Now you'll think twice to call me an old geezer!

Somebody needs a light, you say?

Leave that to Blaze, I stay lit all day

Blaze Nation is going all the way

Try to put me out, I'll smoke you like a vape

Dishing out blaze rods, my bars are flaming

I drop 'em like they're hot, can I get an amen?

Representing the Nether forever

Bring your friends, man, you'll be blazing together

I'm back with a vengeance, suckers!

The chicken is in the house, mother cluckers

I laid so many eggs you'll get stuck with

I ain't the kind of bird that you wanna fuck with

Chicken, come on, you're giving us a bad reputation

Nobody asked you, you fat slab of bacon

I'm the cockiest kind of livestock

And if you disagree, you can suck on my

I'm not a miner, I'm a fighter, sick of hiding

Soon I'll retire with my diamonds to an island

This fight will be your last one

Just need a brief distraction

Look, singing dirt blocks right behind you!

Oh, really? Can they harmonize too?

What kind of world would you live in without me?

(Can we get these guys out of here?)

We will support you all, the earth beneath your feet

(This is ridiculous, they're breaking up the flow)

This crazy world keeps turning, but this dirt will always stay

(Ah, somebody summon the Enderman!)

Excuse me, who are you and can you put me down?

Fine, carrying blocks is something I like

Hey, haven't we met at an open mic?

Ugh, why am I even on this track?

I never signed up for this

No eye contact!

I really don't want to sit through this again

So let me teleport straight to the End

For the last time, rapping isn't something I enjoy

Hey, pass me the mic and let me destroy!

DJ Deadpig, spin that shit

Been spending time in the lab refining my raps

The only craft that you mastered is mining and sap

All of y'all have made these raps a living hell for me

Can't even think for yourselves, my mentality

You've got elementary rhymes, I break 'em in a sweat with mine

When you're rejecting me, I spend time perfecting every line

Getting litter on fire with formidable style

If you belittle me, it'll fail, my confidence flies!

Cut the beat, I don't need to hear a beat to lyrically annihilate you

Y'all so far beneath me, makes it hard for me to hate you

Step up to my level, then we'll get to talking business

You know the game I'm playing? Survival of the fittest

Your writings are for children, I'll show you that I'm better

I'll have your music box blasting the gas, platinum record

And before I drop this mic, I'll drop a bomb on this mob army

Y'all are long outdated, I'm bouncing out this block party!