Spread My Ashes on the Highway

Spread my ashes on the highway

After I'm dead 'n gone

My last wish is for you all to

Remember me in a song

Save your tears for someone else, friend

Even though, I know it's hard

Tell my mother that I love her

Give my brother my guitar

Then smoke some weed and fuck some whores

Well, don't laugh, this ain't no fuckin' joke

Spread my ashes on the highway

And raise 'em up and take a toke

Drive real fast and shoot the cops

Sure has been fun doin' that

Take my cash and buy some coke

Do it off some stripper's ass

Quit your job and hit the road

See the world and have some fun

Go fishin' every mornin'

And take in that risin' sun

Sleep all day, fuck the world

Crank some Hank and Johnny Cash

Buy some bullets, shoot some guns

Filler up and burn some gas

Spend what's left on some good times

I don't need no fancy grave

Just spread my ashes on the highway

Because it's my favorite place

Well, folks

That about wraps this one up

I sure hope ya enjoyed listenin' to it as much as we enjoyed makin' it for ya

I'd like to give a thanks to all the guys that came out here and helped make this record

And also a big thanks to all of you that bought this record

We really do appreciate it

And don't forget to come out and see us out there at a show

Feel free to come up and say hello

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