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Daddy, please turn me on
Doo doo goo goo doo
Doo doo doo doo goo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Da da doo goo
Da da doo goo doo
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Ready to pick up the shit that's in front of me
Ready to move backwards so I can line it up
Ready to go and pick up some shit
Ready to call my dad
Ready to come over? (Oh, yeah)
Gotta back up my little forklift
Oops, ran into the wall of the trailer
But it doesn't count as a collision
You gotta bring the precision
You gotta make a decision
Or you will experience my derision
Crush a child
Crush a child
Here come the parents, crush them too
Witnesses are a problem for me
I've been to jail many times
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I've been to jail so many times
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Learn how to drive a forklift
While on work release from prison
Once killed a man (whoops)
The man might've been my dad
Definitely my dad (whoops)
I killed my dad with a forklift
My dad gave me some backchat
Don't want any survivors
So I hopped inside that forklift
And ran over my dad
He ran over his dad
Then he ran over his mom
Mom was a witness
Then he ran over his brother
Brother was a witness
I had to drive to his house
Run him over with a forklift
An efficient way of killing (Come on!)
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I've been to jail so many times
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Learn how to drive a forklift
While on work release from prison
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See ya fuckin' later
That's what I said to my dad
When I threw him in the river
You could say I gently lowered him in the river
With a forklift
That was my dad
God, I miss him
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Wanted in thirteen states
Most of which, for murder
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Wanted in thirteen states
Most of which, for murder
What do you think of your son, dad?
Lower that fucking shit down
What do you think of your son, dad?
Oh, that's right, you're dead (whoops)
I killed you with a forklift
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I don't really remember
The cocaine is so strong
What a dark backstory
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Killed so many people
It's my job and also my passion (Come on!)
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Is that the sound of sirens? (Ooh, yeah!)
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Please don't tell me that's sirens
Oh, no!
Come on!
God, no!
What the fuck?