In Love With You

I never knew what love was like until I saw your face

And suddenly I felt a love that time cannot erase

Your eyes so sweet and piercing

Your manner kind yet strong

The kind of girl I could love forever

We'd spend the rest of our lives together

And in my life, I don't think I've ever

Been so fucking wrong

You're a bitch with no heart, you're a liar

You are Satan, and I hate the way you snore at night

All your quirks piss me off

And I don't think I'm mistaken your compulsive need to always be right

You're bossy and judgmental, kind of tactless boring too

And I really can't believe I ever fell in love

With you, whoa, whoa, oh

I know that all seem kinda harsh, but things weren't always bad

In fact, I think sometimes we shared the best that I've ever had

Like our road trip that one summer

Or those steamy nights in Spain

You always melted when I would praise you

And my stupid jokes they would never phase you

But that don't mean shit

Next to all the ways you

Drove me so insane

You're a cock fricking tease

Girl you never stop your talking and at times you got a double chin

You may say it's been fun

But your racist rants are shocking

And your lips don't need more collagen

All you care about is how much someone makes and what they do

Not a man in his right mind would ever fall in love

With you

You always criticized the clothes that I would wear

And found a way of pointing out my thinning hair-really nice

You turned me vegan, which I totally despise

And I'm pretty sure you laughed that time I said let's compromise

If you were shot or beaten, run over by a truck

I guess that I'd be sad but then again

It wouldn't suck

It wouldn't suck

So goodbye, hit the road

As a girlfriend, you are fired

Find some other chump that you can fleece

Years from now when you're old