Why Do All Girls Think They're Fat

There's a little girl

on my mind

all the time

there's always one,

look what she's done

She makes me look at her thighs

you know

I sure hate to lie

but what can I tell her you know it's so

beautiful

man how come all girls think there fat?

[Chorus]

Hey hey hey she's so pretty,

Hey hey hey my friend,

hey hey hey I feel stupid

again.

She said "It's all right,

come over tonight,

my moms not home,

I'm all alone!"

She took me back to her house,

she pushed me down

on the couch,

she said "now its all right,

were gonna be good friends

cause that kissin' only leads to the end."

[Chorus: x2]

Hey hey hey she's so pretty,

Hey hey hey my friend.

Hey hey hey I feel stupid