Never Get Married (Honeymoon In Vegas Broadway Cast Recording)

(Bea) Do you love me, Jack?

(Jack) Of course I do, Mom

(Bea) Do you love me, Jack?

(Jack) Mom, please-

(Bea) If you love me, Jack.

Then make me a promise

Nothing too grand

One little promise

For Mommy

No, here, take my hand

Never get married

That's all that I ask

(Jack) What?!

(Bea) How can I know that you'll love me forever

Unless I'm sure that you will never get married

(Jack) Mom, c'mon-

(Bea) Only because

No other woman

Would love you

Like your Mommy does

You can just toss me in the Hudson

I'll be food for the fish

But don't ignore a mother's dying w-

(Jack) Mom? Mom! Oh God!

(Bea) Never get married

That's what I said

Sure you'll be laughing,

And dancing,

The second I'm dead

But I will be watching

What else can I do

And if you find some girl and think I'll soften

I'll crawl my way out of the coffin and crush her

Never mind how

So when your Mommy

Says promise

You promise me now

And if you think I might be joking

Just take a look at this nurse

So don't you underestimate

A mother's curse!

No never underestimate

A mother's.

Do you love me, Jack?

(Jack) I-, w-, uh-, W-wow, um.

(Bea) Do you love me, Jack?

(Jack) I do, Mom, I really do

(Bea) If you love me, Jack.

You'll never get

Married!

*Gasp*