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Cab driver, drive by Mary's place
Keep your motor running just in case
If her husband's there, we'll have a race
Cab driver, drive by Mary's place
Cab driver, let me drive this thing
If we get a ticket, I'm to blame
Can't you see that I'm too drunk to sing
Cab driver, let me drive this thing
Cab driver, better take me home
Guess that I was born to be alone
Maybe my deodorant is wrong
Cab driver, better take me home
Cab driver, wait here by the door
Just in case my little wife is sore
She'll clobber me just like she did before
Cab driver, wait here by the door
Cab driver, sure have had a time
Your meter says ten dollars, what a crime
(That's a crime, too)
'Cause I ain't got a solitary dime
Cab driver, sure have had a time