I Like Beer

I like beer

It makes me happy

I don't give a damn if it's a michelob or natty

I'll drink'em short

I'll drink'em tall

Line'em up boys

You know I'll drink'em all

Cause I like beer

Me, I'm a Mexican

I like corona

I like modelos

When I'm tryin to bone her

Shotgun a beer

When it's hot as a sauna

Shotgun a beer when it's cold as a polar bear

Shit I ain't ever scared to drink a cold one

I kinda feel like pancho villa when I hold one

My cooler getting kinda low

So I stole one

Just until somebody say they bout to do a store run

Then it's on like neck bone homes

And I'mma take one these lil fat hoes home

And we gone get freaky til the early morn

And then I'mma send her lil fat ass home

And I don't want to be sober again

Next weekend comes do it over again

Hit her on snap tell her bring all her friends

And I'mma get drunk and then bone her again

I like beer

It makes me happy

I don't give a damn if it's a michelob or natty

I'll drink'em short

I'll drink'em tall

Line'em up boys

You know I'll drink'em all

Cause I like beer

I drink too much sometimes

But bitch so what I'm fine

How bout

You just mind your business

Don't worry bout what's in this cup of mine

I also like wine

My favorite muscadine

And when I

Got my goggles on every bitch in her fine

Ew she fine

Don't worry bout me

I'mma be alright

Probably just here with my beer

By the fire all night

Little Dixieland Delight

Or some David Allan Cole

I like to raise my cup up and make a toast

Here's too beer

I like beer

It makes me happy