The Meanest Thing I Ever Did

Well the world is spinning so damn fast

I just, I just don't think that I can make it stop

And the next time we pull over, I swear I'm getting off

Well the story, it just keeps on getting sadder

Every single time I turn the page

And the catfish, they just keep on getting louder

Once you teach 'em how to rattle in the cage

I kicked a man once when he was down

And I took things that weren't mine

But the meanest thing I ever did

Was kissеd a girl and made her cry

You can drink until your livеr is a pickle

How come you're laughing if it doesn't even tickle?

It's like a switchblade hanging from an open wound

It's like a mid-air feeling when you jump too soon

I got a hangnail, papercut, pebble in my shoe

I got a ringing in my ears, I got to get hungover

I got a whole lot of drinking that I'm gonna have to do

And I'm leaving

I kicked a man once when he was down

And I took things that weren't mine

But the meanest thing I ever did

Was kissed a girl and made her cry

I kicked a man once when he was down

And I took things that weren't mine

But the meanest thing I ever did

Was kissed a girl and made her cry

Well the world is spinning so damn fast

I just, I just don't think that I can make it stop

And the next time we pull over, I swear I'm getting off