Rollerskates
I put 'em on quick, yeah
Tie up the lace
Got 'em on my feet
And I run the place, yeah
Lookin at the streetlights
Zoomin' real quick
And the neighbors being nice
But my rollerskates
Lookin kind of flashy
They say that I look like a bum
Rollin around the street
With my head and my thumb
Givin' everybody the one up
The two up, the three and the four up
Spinnin' in circles
Oh yeah, my laces
Give me the twirls
I get the girls
They come around to me
They give me their pearls
I give em my curls
Pullin em in closer
Give em my bulldozer
Yeah my steamroller ballsac
That I call my roper
In the morning, yeah
I make 'em toast, sir
Bread in the toaster
Everyone comes to notice her
Notice her
Loopy
Watchya lookin at
Are you up to bat
No I got my rollerskates
And I go around the place, yeah
Around the street
And the girls follow me
In their fairy dresses
Please, please
They say to me
Can I be your poutine
Can you scoop your fry in me
Dip me real quick, yeah
Can you give me the curds, sir
Give me the curds, sir
Give me your word, sir
Give me your pleading
Obedient promises
That you'll be with me to the end, sir
No thanks
I got my rollerskates