What Friends Are For (From "1 For All")

Sometimes life is crappy

And you can not find your place

And the DM in the sky is simply laughing in your face

And the campaign's never ending

And the dice don't go your way

And you'd give your arm and leg

For any other role to play

Don't give up

Find some friends who'll step in

With one hand stretched towards you

While the other holds a weapon

With friendship you get you wish

With friendship we'll gut you like a fish

Friendship means you get your turn

Friendship helps your enemies burn

Friendship is the food on your plate

It's the knife in the throat of the people that you hate

It's the white hot rage that helps you win the war

It's the brains on the walls

And the blood on the floor

We'll destroy you!

And that's what friends are for

When you face the dawn

And you're on a quest

With your spell slots gone

As you're getting stressed

And you feel like you could use a long rest

(Long Rest!)

Look to them to guide you

Listen to the thump as all the

Bodies fall beside you

Everybody can use a bud

To make your enemies choke on their blood

Friendship is knowing their cry and their laugh

And the sound of their sword

Splitting people in half

Friendship is the only thing that matters

When it's all said and done and the viscera splatters

It's the true tight hug that warms you to the core

It's the grace, it's the good

It's the gold, it's the gore

And that's what friends are for

Cuz there's nothing like a friend

A pal on whom you can depend

Who fights right by your side

Whose arms are open wide

A person who can chase away the dread

They've got your back

As sure as they've got that guard's head

Friendship's a shield, but also a mace