Any Major Dude Will Tell You

I never seen you lookin' so bad, my funky one

You tell me that your super fine mind has come undone

Any major dude with half a heart, surely will tell you, my friend

Any minor world that breaks apart, falls together again

When the demon is at your door

In the morning, it won't be there no more

Any major dude will tell you

Any major dude will tell you

Have you ever seen a squonk's tears? Well, look at mine

The people on the street have all seen better times

Any major dude with half a heart, surely will tell you, my friend

Any minor world that breaks apart, falls together again

When the demon is at your door

In the morning, it won't be there no more

Any major dude will tell you

Any major dude will tell you

I can tell you all I know, the where to go, the what to do

You can try to run, but you can't hide from what's inside of you

Any major dude with half a heart, surely will tell you, my friend

Any minor world that breaks apart, falls together again

When the demon is at your door

In the morning, it won't be there no more

Any major dude will tell you

Any major dude will tell you

Any major dude will tell you