Bff

What if you get buried alive

Who's gone dig you out from the ground

What if you choke on some pie

Who is gonna squeeze it back out

What if you've got one hand in a garbage disposal

And your other hand switches it on

Who's third hand is gonna pull your first hand out

While their fourth hand turns the switch back off

You need a B-F-F

Best friends forever

B-F-F

To help you out whenever

B-F-F

Best friends forever

B-F-F

They'll help you out whenever

What if you stick a cotton swab

Too far into your ear

And it becomes lodged

Into the side of your brain

And you severely damage

Your inferial temporal geirus

Which is the part of the brain that helps you process shapes

Who's gone sit with you and help you relearn your shapes

So you don't seem like a complete idiot

You need a B-F-F

Best friends forever

B-F-F

To help you out whenever

B-F-F

Best friends forever

B-F-F

They'll help you out whenever

I was down on my luck

At the end of the road

About to give up

But my friend said, "No!"

I'm here for you

I'm there for you

And I'll do anything that you need me to

If you were in a wreck and needed a spine

I cut myself open and give you mine

But then you'll never again

Be able to stand

I'm half livin' my life as a jelly man

If I found out you had a parisitic twin

I'd make that twin my second best friend

I'm sure he'd be an excellent guy

I don't care if he'd was just some teeth in a lie

Need a B-F-F

Best friends forever

B-F-F

To help you out whenever

B-F-F

Best friends forever

B-F-F