Way Too Real

We wouldn't change it for you, cause the game is true

Some say that the Dog can't rap

But my bank account will prove that

I make G's, so you can see these nuts, hoe

Or get played like dominoes

I used to fuck a bitch from San Jose

Baby liked to freak all kind of ways

She said I was the best, couldn't settle for less

Had my name "Short Dog" tattooed on her chest

After three months I called it quits

She tried to pop that pregnant shit

But like a mack, I surprised her

Dropped her ass off at Kaiser

Never would I let her put a baby on me

I ain't the one, I'm Step Daddy

I had to let her know just how I feel

I'm living way too real

"Don't ever fuck with Too $hort" (say "Bitch")

"Don't ever fuck with Too $hort" (bitch)

"Don't ever fuck with Too $hort" ($hort Dog in the house)

"Don't ever fuck with Too $hort"

From city to city, valley to valley

Never seen another state on hit like Cali-

Fornia, where the hustlers play

What you wouldn't expect happens everyday

It's the Wild Wild West I'm speaking about

Where Clint Eastwood would get socked in the mouth

Cause ain't nobody tripping on ranks or stripes

If you live the life, you gotta pay the price

So many youngsters die over punk shit

Small talk, a lot of dumb shit

And only God knows when you punch the clock

Thought he was bulletproof and got shot

It's either heaven or hell, him or me

Locked in a cell or out on the street

Every day on the ave another brother is killed

For living way too real

Well I'm chilling and I'm willing like a villian I be killing

Coke is it but tonight I got the feeling

Cause it's about time for a real mack to step up

Pimping ain't a thing so I swing on these heifers

Never ever feeling no remorse, of course

If you try to play me out, I'm a punch you in your mouth

And Rin Tin I'll watch his chin just splatter

Caught him with an uppercut, there goes his bladder

My rhymes are fatter cause I said so

I'm gonna recollect a neck, mic wreck check a hoe

I'm making more dough than the average Joe Schmoe

If she's fronting on the pussy then the hoe got to go

Out the back door, don't want to see you no more

You ain't Deep Throat, so what you come here for?

Cause in the nine-tre ain't no lagging or dragging

Bring your ass over, get prepared for the stabbing

Ain't no doubt that's how I feel

Father Dom and the Playboy $hort, we're living way too real