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I can see that you and me will have a terrible fallin' out
No one at the barber's ball will know what it's all about
They'll hear a shot and see you duck
And when the smoke is cleared away
Then the band will crawl from behind
The stand, and then you'll hear me say
When I get home, I'm gonna change my lock and key
When you get home, you'll find an awful change in me
If I don't change my mind, another thing you will find
That your baby maybe has got another baby on the pole line
You did yourself, so get yourself another home
I stood it long enough, so pack your little trunk and roam
I used to love you once, but you took and made a fool out of me
'Cause when I get home, I'm gonna change this old lock and key
Take off that suit I bought you
Gimme that hat and that red vest too
Take off my watch, gimme my ring
I want them shoes and everything
You just got to be the ladies' squeeze
Well, let 'em squeeze you in your BVDs
If you say much, I'll shoot them all
I'll shoot them all if I hear you call
'Cause when I get home, I'm gonna change my lock and key
When you get home, you'll find place where home used to be
And if I don't change my mind, another thing you will find
That your baby maybe has got another baby just as good and kind
You cheated on me, and that's the thing that made me so
I'll change that key, I'll get myself another door
As far as I'm concerned, you're a gypsy, you're homeless as a flea
'Cause when I get home, I'm gonna change my lock and key
Believe me